Fresh Prince Theme Song Parody

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got uprooted, squared, cubed and rooted
And I’d like to take sixty seconds
Just stand right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Pizza Prince

Born in philly, Jersey bred
On the roads is where I spend most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
Onewheelin outside the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in the real world
I got in one lil fight and scared my mom
I said I’m outta here, gettin my own crib

Packed my shit day after day
She begged and pleaded,
‘Don’t leave me, son!’
Gave her a kiss, plugged the implant in
‘I’m outta here, ma’ as I rolled on out

Thousands of miles before me to the bay
Crashin in motels and strangers home
Is it really this bad I wonder
Hmm nah it’ll be alright

But wait I hear they’re uptight hipsters tryin to look poor
Is this the type of place a dog wanna be?
I doubt it man
Only one way to find out
Hope they’re prepared for the baddest prince

Well pulled up to the ex’s family’s place
In the morning the father greets me preaching the end of the world
I ain’t down for this shit,
I just wanna live here
I sprang outta there slower than a seven year itch

I hollered for a dealer and when he came near
The license plate said drivetime,
If anything this ford was truckin’
Then I thought, hitch this shit and let’s go back east

I pulled up to grandpas around three or four
And I yelled at Harley, ‘lil fucker, be cool’
Looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on the throne as the Pizza Prince